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Late Show with David Letterman: Julianna Margulies, grocery bagging champion Kyle Perry, Broken Bells

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Christoph Waltz, Dave Salmoni, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

Jimmy Kimmel Live: Gabourey Sidibe, Josh Hopkins, Gary Allan

Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Lisa Kudrow, Adhir Kalyan

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Chelsea Handler, Matt Walsh, Allman Brothers

Last Call with Carson Daly: T-Pain, aerial base jumper Miles Daisher, Weezer

The Daily Show: Marc Thiessen

The Colbert Report: Annie Leonard

The View: Andy Garcia, Dominik Garcia-Lorido, Elissa Stein & Susan Kim

Live With Regis and Kelly: Chelsea Handler, (Toy Guy) Chris Byrne, guest cohost Andy Richter

The Ellen DeGeneres Show: Nicole Richie, Ben McKenzie

The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos: TBA

Late night laughs

Jay Leno

The House has passed a $15-billion jobs bill. The bad news is, all of those new jobs are fixing Toyotas.

* Just two days after being told by his doctor to cut down on his cholesterol, President Obama went to a Savannah restaurant and had a meal that included fried chicken and blueberry pudding. That's why he's in favour of health care -- he's going to need it.

* Former president Bush is writing a book about how he made decisions in the White House. The book has two chapters: heads and tails.

* New York Governor David Paterson is under investigation for accepting free Yankees tickets to the World Series. If found guilty, he could be sentenced to free Mets tickets.

David Letterman

My accountant says I could get a huge tax break if I considered the show to be "church." Well, some nights it does get very quiet here.

* Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin will be hosting the Academy Awards. That is, if Jay Leno lets them.

* Yes, they have two hosts this year for the Academy Awards. Who says Obama isn't creating jobs?

Craig Ferguson

Everyone in L.A. is gearing up for the Oscars. The limos are running, the champagne is popping, the Botox is flowing.

* I've got Oscar fever, too, and I need to sleep it off. Luckily, nothing puts me to sleep like the Oscars.

* Sarah Palin is getting her own reality show. It's called, So You Think You Can See Russia.

Jimmy Fallon

How many people are just here because your dad wouldn't let you land planes at JFK?

* There are actually 10 movies nominated for Best Picture this year. Avatar, The Hurt Locker and the eight losers.

* Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland came out today. Of course, one of the main characters is the Cheshire Cat, a shady character known for getting into trouble -- or as we'd call that in New York, "the governor."

* Radar Online is reporting that Elin Nordegren is moving back in with Tiger. And that makes the most sense -- I mean, no one can live off just half of $600 million.

Tonight's TV

* The carnage promises to be great on Lost tonight, but are all the remaining denizens of the temple really doomed? If there's one thing we know, Ben's certainly determined to look out for Number 1, especially after his bewildered realization of Sayid's fate. Ben is forced to deal with the consequences of an uncovered lie. (CTV, ABC, 9 p.m.)

* Canadian design guru Sarah Richardson overhauls a country home in the third season of Sarah's House. This time she renovates a rustic farmhouse room-by-room, doubling its size with an addition. Assisted by sidekick Tommy Smythe, Sarah tackles uneven floors, misplaced windows, confusing flow and a messy country septic system. (HGTV, 9 p.m.)